by submitted to SNOHES you’re acknowledging that:
1) this is an original joke that
2) we have permission to post and
3) that it’s funny
4) that, even though you have forty awesome jokes you really want to send us, you’re going to send us your best one first and only your best one

we’ll be posting (maybe) one submission a day. we get about ten-twenty submissions a day. so if your submission isn’t posted, it doesn’t mean it’s not funny. it just means that we didn’t use it.