"5000 followers doesn’t really feel like a milestone at all."
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Shit no one has ever said at Shit No One Has Ever Said. And hello to our 5,000th follower, appleshaush. We hope your day is filled with snow and alcohol.
Thanks to everyone who follows us and thanks to our writers Lauren, Jason, Gabe, Ricky, and, of course, all the folks who submit the stuff that’s funnier than the stuff we come up with.