"What I like most about an 8-second video clip is the 30-second ad preceeding it."
— Submitted by bill
9:04 am • 23 December 2010 • 52 notes
"BET really cleaned up at the Emmy’s last night."
4:39 pm • 22 December 2010 • 14 notes
"Arresting Julian Assange will definitely stop the leaking of classified documents, just like shutting down Napster stopped the illegal distribution of copyrighted music."
11:07 am • 21 December 2010 • 129 notes
"The church did a wonderful job with their Festivus pole this year."
10:06 am • 20 December 2010 • 25 notes
"This song is good, but I really want to hear the Marilyn Manson version."
— Submitted by coldcoldhearts
2:34 pm • 17 December 2010 • 52 notes
"I wish guys would ignore my sparkling personality and just judge based on my gigantic tits."
— Submitted by theghostofher
11:18 pm • 15 December 2010 • 87 notes
"Time Magazine’s “Person of the Year” choices have been so controversial recently."
3:01 pm • 15 December 2010 • 16 notes
"They cured HIV? Sweet, now I can stop wearing condoms."
12:14 pm • 15 December 2010 • 38 notes
"I have a newfound respect for John Boehner after seeing him cry on 60 MINUTES. It’s humbling to see a man that pulled himself up by his bootstraps and achieved the American Dream, even though he got there by stomping on the dreams of millions of other Americans."
9:08 am • 14 December 2010 • 39 notes