"I think Tumblr is better than Facebook, but I just love ‘poking’ people too much to leave."
— Submitted by traviswinford
3:22 pm • 12 February 2011 • 28 notes
"If nothing else, The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills are pretty on the inside."
12:07 pm • 11 February 2011 • 19 notes
“The New York Observer named us one of the 100 Funniest Tumblrs…Ever? What a shitty way to start a weekend.”
-Shit No One Has Ever Said
11:58 am • 11 February 2011 • 28 notes
"Today I’m demonstrating in support of the Mubarak regime by my own free will and have in no way been bribed or blackmailed by the government to do so."
— Submitted by dshezno
9:35 am • 11 February 2011 • 23 notes
"The time slot immediately following the Simpsons has produced some of the finest quality shows over the past 15 years……except for Arrested Development."
— Submitted by Ian
3:33 pm • 10 February 2011 • 26 notes
"I only watch the Super Bowl for the football."
3:53 pm • 8 February 2011 • 16 notes
"May I hold your small, freakish hand?"
3:21 pm • 7 February 2011 • 42 notes
"After I got the pop under ad with the autoplay sound, I new I had to buy it."
— Submitted by schlegelbites
2:09 pm • 4 February 2011 • 24 notes
"The situation in Egypt needs a bit more drama."
12:38 pm • 3 February 2011 • 32 notes
"I would like to invest in your delusional business opportunity."
2:57 pm • 2 February 2011 • 18 notes