"I can see why you hate that picture of yourself."

9:42 am  •  22 February 2011  •  47 notes

Shit Gaddafi Never Said…but we wish he did.

4:16 pm  •  21 February 2011  •  67 notes

"Lady Gaga showing up to the Grammys in an egg gave me a great idea for my wedding."

1:26 pm  •  21 February 2011  •  150 notes

"I may have been deeply vested in this topic for many years but your anecdotal evidence that’s contrary to all the facts has managed to change my opinion on the subject."

1:23 pm  •  18 February 2011  •  102 notes

"I’ve decided to take all of these food stamps and buy a flat screen TV and an iPhone with them instead. Thanks, honest taxpayers of America!"

3:31 pm  •  17 February 2011  •  89 notes

"I really just drink diet soda for the taste."

— Submitted by fuckmoralz

3:26 pm  •  17 February 2011  •  73 notes

"I think asking sixteen-year-old pop musicians their thoughts on abortion is journalism at its finest."

12:22 pm  •  16 February 2011  •  593 notes

"I think Valentines Day is the least commercialized holiday."

— Submitted by rachel 

5:16 pm  •  15 February 2011  •  30 notes

"I liked Eddie Murphy’s older movies better because they were safer for the family."

— Submitted by Mr. Manis 

7:00 pm  •  14 February 2011  •  9 notes

"I was pulling for Eminem, but now that this Arcade Fire won best album I think I’ll actually check them out instead of going on Twitter and writing, “OMFG EMINEM GOT ROBBED WTF ARCADE FIRE MORE LIKE ARCADE FUCK-ER!"

2:15 pm  •  14 February 2011  •  45 notes