"Kids crying on airplanes don’t really bother me."
1:55 pm • 2 September 2010 • 28 notes
"The Vermilion rig just exploded off the cost of Louisiana? I’m sure it’ll be fine, we learned how to respond to these types of things when the Horizon blew up."
11:50 am • 2 September 2010 • 8 notes
"As a rational, progressive environmentalist I can completely sympathize with James Jay Lee and I don’t think he’s crazy AT ALL."
— Although, in the coming weeks, the folks over on the right will be saying that us folks on the left are saying this. I promise you, we ain’t. This is truly “Shit No One Has Ever Said.”
3:57 pm • 1 September 2010 • 8 notes
"Why Levi Johnston? Why not me, Bristol? WHY. NOT. ME."
2:12 pm • 1 September 2010 • 20 notes
"I really hate that new Cee-Lo song and I hope I never hear it again."
10:00 am • 1 September 2010 • 27 notes
Anonymous asked: I really don’t need the new iPhone, three new features isn’t worth an extra $300.
I actually DID say this…but it still made me laugh.
11:40 pm • 31 August 2010 • 9 notes
"I liked Ke$ha back when she was indie."
2:23 pm • 31 August 2010 • 37 notes
"Our designated driver is Amy Winehouse."
1:00 pm • 31 August 2010 • 65 notes
"Can you please stop knocking before you enter? So annoying."
10:00 am • 31 August 2010 • 29 notes