"How dare Natalie Portman flaunt her out-of-wedlock pregnancy on the Oscars! Whatever happened to the good ol’ days, when out-of-wedlock pregnancies were flaunted in People Magazine, The Secret Life of the American Teenager, Dancing With The Stars, and Sarah Palin’s Alaska?"
10:02 am • 7 March 2011 • 45 notes
"192,000 new jobs added in February? Wow, defunding Planned Parenthood really DOES work."
11:42 am • 4 March 2011 • 41 notes
"When given the choice between New York and Chicago style pizza, I choose Pizza Hut."
— Submitted by brvtalbrodeo
1:11 pm • 3 March 2011 • 40 notes
"Wait…Charlie Sheen went crazy? I must have missed that."
11:12 am • 2 March 2011 • 40 notes
"I’d like my vanity plate to say, “PRBLY DRUNK,” please."
9:52 am • 1 March 2011 • 44 notes
"I liked Sofia Coppola better when she was in Godfather III."
9:17 am • 28 February 2011 • 14 notes
"Ryan Gosling reminds me of a young Gary Busey."
2:15 pm • 24 February 2011 • 35 notes
"The only director who could make Anne Hathaway turn in a dynamic and exciting performance is M. Night Shyamalan."
12:38 pm • 24 February 2011 • 21 notes
"I’ve won many debates over the internet."
1:06 pm • 23 February 2011 • 65 notes
"I’ll still like Radiohead’s new album, even if Pitchfork bashes it."
— Submitted by cometpunch
2:00 pm • 22 February 2011 • 16 notes