"Eminem exemplifies many of the Christian values I hold dear."
— Submitted by legallyblindobservations
5:04 pm • 20 September 2010 • 39 notes
"I’m reading Romeo and Juliet. Don’t spoil the ending for me, I want to see what happens."
1:04 pm • 20 September 2010 • 49 notes
"I refresh Wikipedia every ten minutes hoping for an update on the new K-Fed album."
10:12 am • 20 September 2010 • 28 notes
"Pessimists really brighten up my day."
— Submitted by aesopica
3:22 pm • 19 September 2010 • 31 notes
"Abortion is my preferred method of birth control."
11:37 am • 17 September 2010 • 65 notes
"The color of your Crocs really brings out your eyes."
6:37 pm • 16 September 2010 • 79 notes
"Please hold for half an hour? Finally, some me time!"
— Submitted by provenbrandnew
12:00 pm • 16 September 2010 • 25 notes
"A taco shell is by far the worst mechanism for delivering food to one’s mouth."
10:00 am • 16 September 2010 • 34 notes
"My favorite season is allergy season."
11:35 am • 15 September 2010 • 30 notes
"My favorite part about buying a car is dealing with the salesman."
10:17 am • 15 September 2010 • 18 notes