"My philosophy final is at 4:20PM on April 20th. I don’t foresee any conflicts."
9:52 am • 1 October 2010 • 65 notes
"Modern Family stole the emmy from Two and a Half Men."
— Submitted by thatquietkid
3:10 pm • 30 September 2010 • 32 notes
"My tax dollars shouldn’t fund abortions because I believe abortions are wrong, just like your tax dollars shouldn’t fund wars because you believe wars are wrong."
3:28 pm • 29 September 2010 • 109 notes
"By re-releasing the Star Wars movies in 3D, George Lucas will be improving the original trilogy and adding physical AND emotional depth to the prequels."
11:22 am • 29 September 2010 • 40 notes
"I think Arrested Development was cancelled at just the right time."
— Submitted by amymacandcheese
9:33 am • 29 September 2010 • 48 notes
"Larry King looks younger every day."
1:58 pm • 28 September 2010 • 13 notes
"Reader’s Digest is a little too smart for me, honestly."
11:09 am • 28 September 2010 • 11 notes
"You look really good in this photo. I hope someday you crop me out of it and use it to bait new partners."
2:02 pm • 27 September 2010 • 54 notes
"Thank You notes from children are always so heartfelt."
10:51 am • 27 September 2010 • 21 notes