December 2010
20 posts
“I hate post-Christmas sales, I’d rather buy full priced clothing any day.”
– Submitted by aesopica
“Have you heard Taylor Swift’s latest single? It’s a no-drama song...”
– Submitted by Sarah
“My New Year’s resolution? More Ed Hardy shirts.”
“You really earned my respect when you screamed, “I don’t care what...”
– Submitted by dshezno
“What I like most about an 8-second video clip is the 30-second ad preceeding it.”
– Submitted by bill
“BET really cleaned up at the Emmy’s last night.”
“Arresting Julian Assange will definitely stop the leaking of classified...”
“The church did a wonderful job with their Festivus pole this year.”
“This song is good, but I really want to hear the Marilyn Manson version.”
– Submitted by coldcoldhearts
“You have really ugly eyes.”
“I wish guys would ignore my sparkling personality and just judge based on my...”
– Submitted by theghostofher
“Time Magazine’s “Person of the Year” choices have been so...”
“They cured HIV? Sweet, now I can stop wearing condoms.”
“I have a newfound respect for John Boehner after seeing him cry on 60 MINUTES....”
“Yeah, I had herpes once.”
– Submitted by beaver-beaver
“I love the smell of wet dog.”
“I wish Avatar wasn’t so short.”
“The hottest toys for Christmas this year are all “Legends of the...”
“Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Unless you’re John...”
– Actually..scratch that…I think that’s what the Dems are saying right now.
“I couldn’t tell at all - that is a really natural looking toupee.”