April 2011
1 post
“I’m actually kind of surprised that Obama’s running for President...”
March 2011
14 posts
“Please give me a play-by-play of your dreams last night, including a detailed...”
– Submitted by thestepfordliberal
“Sucker Punch looks like it’s going for substance over style.”
“Jeez, I really wanted to continue this argument but you just called me...”
“I went into teaching for the money.”
– Submitted by iamlittlei
“I round Pi down to 3, so all of March is Pi Month for me.”
“I think our relationship needs a little more irony.”
“James O’Keefe is a modern-day Nellie Bly.”
sendingicebergs:
lipsbetweenthehips:
“I really don’t thing it’s fair that there’re only 364 International Men’s Days a year.”
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(via shitnoonehaseversaid)
As righteous as this is, thing and think are totally different.
Embarrassing. The original has been fixed. The editer editor needs and an editor.
“I really don’t think it’s fair that there’re only 364...”
“How dare Natalie Portman flaunt her out-of-wedlock pregnancy on the Oscars!...”
“192,000 new jobs added in February? Wow, defunding Planned Parenthood really...”
“When given the choice between New York and Chicago style pizza, I choose Pizza...”
– Submitted by brvtalbrodeo
“Wait…Charlie Sheen went crazy? I must have missed that.”
“I’d like my vanity plate to say, “PRBLY DRUNK,” please.”
February 2011
26 posts
“I liked Sofia Coppola better when she was in Godfather III.”
“Ryan Gosling reminds me of a young Gary Busey.”
“The only director who could make Anne Hathaway turn in a dynamic and exciting...”
“I’ve won many debates over the internet.”
“I’ll still like Radiohead’s new album, even if Pitchfork bashes it.”
– Submitted by cometpunch
“I can see why you hate that picture of yourself.”
“Lady Gaga showing up to the Grammys in an egg gave me a great idea for my...”
“I may have been deeply vested in this topic for many years but your anecdotal...”
“I’ve decided to take all of these food stamps and buy a flat screen TV and...”
“I really just drink diet soda for the taste.”
– Submitted by fuckmoralz
“I think asking sixteen-year-old pop musicians their thoughts on abortion is...”
“I think Valentines Day is the least commercialized holiday.”
– Submitted by rachel
“I liked Eddie Murphy’s older movies better because they were safer for the...”
– Submitted by Mr. Manis
“I was pulling for Eminem, but now that this Arcade Fire won best album I think...”
“I think Tumblr is better than Facebook, but I just love ‘poking’...”
– Submitted by traviswinford
“If nothing else, The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills are pretty on the inside.”
“Today I’m demonstrating in support of the Mubarak regime by my own free...”
– Submitted by dshezno
“The time slot immediately following the Simpsons has produced some of the finest...”
– Submitted by Ian
“I only watch the Super Bowl for the football.”
“May I hold your small, freakish hand?”
“After I got the pop under ad with the autoplay sound, I new I had to buy it.”
– Submitted by schlegelbites
“The situation in Egypt needs a bit more drama.”
“I would like to invest in your delusional business opportunity.”
“There aren’t enough Cop dramas on television these days.”
– Submitted by Ian
January 2011
25 posts
English Al Jazeera is livestreaming coverage of... →
I know this is a departure from our normal posts, but you all should be watching this.
“I have to imagine Egypt’s internet is down for routine maintenance, not...”
“I only eat the yellow snow.”
– Submitted by shestandsattheedge
“5000 followers doesn’t really feel like a milestone at all.”
– Shit no one has ever said at Shit No One Has Ever Said. And hello to our 5,000th follower, appleshaush. We hope your day is filled with snow and alcohol.
Thanks to everyone who follows us and thanks to our writers Lauren, Jason, Gabe, Ricky, and, of course, all the folks who submit the stuff...
“I need to buy a gift for my boss. I guess it’s time to go to the Sanrio...”
“I would blow John Boehner. Orange glow is sexy.”
“For my money, tumblr’s about the most stable, dependable blogging platform...”
– Submitted by scottfriday
“I love being tired.”
“So I was going faster than the speed of light the other day…”