"I’m actually kind of surprised that Obama’s running for President again."

3:35 pm  •  4 April 2011  •  45 notes

"Please give me a play-by-play of your dreams last night, including a detailed description of your room that wasn’t really your room in the dream, but that you could tell was still supposed to be your room."

— Submitted by thestepfordliberal

10:47 am  •  30 March 2011  •  122 notes

"Sucker Punch looks like it’s going for substance over style."

2:36 pm  •  24 March 2011  •  41 notes

"Jeez, I really wanted to continue this argument but you just called me privileged so I guess that’s game, set, and match."

3:28 pm  •  22 March 2011  •  84 notes

"I went into teaching for the money."

— Submitted by iamlittlei

1:06 pm  •  21 March 2011  •  80 notes

"I round Pi down to 3, so all of March is Pi Month for me."

11:35 am  •  14 March 2011  •  71 notes

"I think our relationship needs a little more irony."

4:49 pm  •  10 March 2011  •  49 notes

"James O’Keefe is a modern-day Nellie Bly."

2:08 pm  •  9 March 2011  •  9 notes

sendingicebergs:

lipsbetweenthehips:

“I really don’t thing it’s fair that there’re only 364 International Men’s Days a year.”

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(via shitnoonehaseversaid)

As righteous as this is, thing and think are totally different.

Embarrassing. The original has been fixed. The editer editor needs and an editor. 

(via sleepweeprepeat)

2:49 pm  •  8 March 2011  •  242 notes

"I really don’t think it’s fair that there’re only 364 International Men’s Days a year."

10:47 am  •  8 March 2011  •  242 notes